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  • #1587
    Coreluber
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    From Oyibos Online 19th June 08

    On Thursday, June 19, 2008, at 0045 Hrs, gallant fighters from the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) overran the supposedly fortified Bonga offshore oil fields operated by the Shell Petroleum Development Company.

    The main computerized control room responsible for coordinating the entire crude oil export operations from the fields was our main target. Our detonation engineers could not gain access to blow it up but decided against smoking out the occupants by burning down the facility to avoid loss of life.

    However, our next visit will be different as the facility will not be spared. We therefore ask all workers in the Bonga fields to evacuate for their safety as the military cannot protect them.

    In order that the Nigerian military does not pass off this humiliating breach as another "accident", an American, Captain Jack Stone from an oil services company, Tidex has been captured.

    This man was supposed to only be released in exchange for all Niger Delta hostages being held in northern Nigeria by the Nigerian government. Because the criminals in the government and state security want to use this opportunity to make money from ransom, we have decided he will be released in the coming hours.

    The location for today’s attack was deliberately chosen to remove any notion that off-shore oil exploration is far from our reach. The oil companies and their collaborators do not have any place to hide in conducting their nefarious activities.

    We use this opportunity to ask the oil majors to evacuate their expatriate staff from Nigeria until the issues in the Niger Delta have been addressed and resolved.

    Oil and gas tankers are also warned to avoid Nigerian waters. They stand the risk of laden crude oil or natural gas tankers being attacked.

    Is it really worth coming here !!!!!!!!!!

    #17818
    Benna
    Participant

    Sounds like a stressfull day.
    I have good advice for relieving stress.
    It goes like this.

    Gently using a lubricant insert a detonater into your rectum….

    Please let me know if you want to hear the rest of it.

    #17819
    Savante
    Participant

    anyone here out there – is it still an oceaneering stronghold?

    #17820
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Hi
    MY life is to short for WA

    #17821
    Scott Beveridge
    Participant

    The dark continent has been off my list for a year plus now. This is just another confirmation of my resolve…

    #17822
    Andy Shiers
    Participant

    Yep 🙂 Gorillas with Guns 😯
    Welcome to the Tea party 😆

    #17823
    Andy Shiers
    Participant

    I feel the same about Nigerians in my country 😡
    But then again,,,,,,,,,,, 8)
    Nigeria would fold if they could not get the British benefits !
    Maybe we should do the same and kick the whole lot out of Britain 8)
    Yaaaheeey 😯

    #17824
    James McLauchlan
    Participant

    Oh well…………and there was me considering heading off to Nigeria for my next holiday. Maybe not now!

    #17825
    Andy Shiers
    Participant

    Your all ready in a holiday location James 😆
    I’m happy that some people are crazy enough to go to the dark continent, It keeps the rates up 😀

    #17826
    Anonymous
    Guest

    not on my list of places to go thank you!!

    #17827
    Glynnski
    Participant

    anyone here out there – is it still an oceaneering stronghold?

    Oceaneering have a staff house and onshore base and support staff in Nigeria so I guess you would say it is still an Oceaneering stronghold yes.

    #17828
    Steve
    Participant

    No way

    #17829
    sniffamahoopa
    Participant

    MechTech,
    Read the post again, closely, and you’ll find Coreluber has posted a press release, time to go back off deck loon and book a visit to your local optician, for when you’re home again.

    Viva La Revolution.

    Sniffy

    I’ll fook off back into hibernation now.

    #17830
    Andy Shiers
    Participant

    Shame 🙁
    I was hoping that even Nigerians were literate enough to read this website 🙂
    Power to the masses and troops 😀
    I hear the drums talkin’ 😯

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