The First Rule of ROV

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September 15, 2008 at 7:52 pm #1790

Theblackfingernail
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The first rule of ROV: Never trust survey

The second rule of ROV : Never ever Trust Survey

Laters

The finger 😉

September 16, 2008 at 2:34 am #18989

Jason Garic
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uh-oh. I’d like to here what spurred this post 😈

September 16, 2008 at 2:49 am #18990

Anonymous
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Hi
Survey is alright, on my last job it only jumped from 3-120 meters,(when it was working) not bad for installing risers, and do survey on pipeline 😉 😉

September 16, 2008 at 7:15 am #18991

Stephen Black
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No the first rule is " I was on the winch"

September 16, 2008 at 7:36 am #18992

Ray Shields
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The first rule should be dont spell first "frist" surely?

September 16, 2008 at 9:11 am #18993

rigboot
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The first rule of ROV: Never trust survey

The second rule of ROV : Never ever Trust Survey

Laters

The finger 😉

Naw,

1st Rule : Always Lock your Jaws

2nd rule: Don’t use Toggle you chimp….and I don’t care who uses it or hwo told you to use it, not on my shift

…..then you can slot Survey in at #3 if you wish

What sayeth you stinkpinky??????????????

September 16, 2008 at 11:45 am #18994

liddelljohn
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!st rule …Always Lock your jaws = Keep your gob shut.

September 16, 2008 at 12:28 pm #18995

mind-when-this-was-fields
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Dinnae get caught……………

September 16, 2008 at 1:55 pm #18996

Savante
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Always plausible deniability…………….. 😆

September 16, 2008 at 8:15 pm #18997

blackbeard
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it was the agency guy, i was away for a piss/tea/food ect

September 23, 2008 at 10:24 pm #18998

Cowboy
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Cover your @rse!

Dinnae get caught……………

Always plausible deniability……………..

Sound advice too lol!

Think they should include "Lock your jaws" and "CYA" in the course for the F.W trainees. 😆

We would’ve gotten away with it . . . . if it wasn’t for those pesky kids!!! 👿

September 25, 2008 at 2:24 pm #18999

Anonymous
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Always apostrophise don’t.

Never correct spelling unless you’re up to it! 😉

September 25, 2008 at 4:21 pm #19000

outsider
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No First rule: Always make sure comms are off! After Survey ask is;

RovNav on
Dopper on
RovNav up
Bathy on
etc…..

Plausable denability 😯 😯

October 25, 2008 at 10:08 am #19001

Col
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"It was working on deck…" 😯

October 25, 2008 at 10:56 am #19002

James McLauchlan
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The first rule should be dont spell first "frist" surely?

Title changed from ‘Frist’ to ‘First’ by admin.
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