ROV Mantra

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September 12, 2007 at 3:22 am #987

Theblackfingernail
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All trainees should have to stand up in front of the crew and repeat the ROV Mantra before graduating to pilot.

This is my ROV. There are many like it but this one is mine. My ROV is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my ROV is useless. Without my ROV I am useless. I must fly my ROV true. I must fly straighter than Oceaneering, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my ROV and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

😆

September 12, 2007 at 3:54 am #13769

TheBaron
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Pilot Pyle! Get your ass off of my ROV!

September 12, 2007 at 5:47 am #13770

Andy Shiers
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Funny 😆

September 12, 2007 at 6:27 am #13771

Maurice Onuoha
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Get a life TheBlackFingerNail, If you can’t fly Magnums or Milleniums its not Oceaneering problem but yours. 😳 😆

September 12, 2007 at 7:18 am #13772

Theblackfingernail
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Dear Muo,

Did you have your sense of humor removed at birth?? or did you have to work at it ??

Or do you work for Oceaneering and it removed just after you got the job??

Nice1 Private TheBaron and Priavte Lostboy you got it in 1 unlike Private Gomer Muo.

I *am*… in a world… of shit.

RimMe

Laters

The Finger

September 13, 2007 at 4:20 pm #13773

Maurice Onuoha
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Thanks a lot, Rimmer or is it Fingers, and dream on.

September 14, 2007 at 9:30 pm #13774

luckyjim37
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So after reciting the oath do we evolve from Maggots into Flys or maybe moths for the night shift.

September 14, 2007 at 11:08 pm #13775

thinsub
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Bats for nights

Nah, probably just Muppets

September 15, 2007 at 6:26 pm #13776

luckyjim37
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As a regular member of the night shift I would be hard pushed to disagree…oops I mean I strongly deny being a muppet….In fact I would describe the night shift as gods gift to offshore. Kind of like the special forces of the ROV world.

Infact keeping with this thread Day shift are marines but night shift are the the marine sniper re-con or the SAS (super army soliders)

🙄

September 16, 2007 at 5:43 am #13777

Andy Shiers
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So , Your’e doing Drill support then 😕

September 16, 2007 at 12:37 pm #13778

luckyjim37
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Recently upgraded back to survey and some construction work. I was shocked when I got back. ROV’s can stay in the water for more than an hour and don’t drowned. 🙂 I thought they only ever did three dives a week but apparently they can do loads and stay in the water for ages.

If you Oceaneering guys don’t believe me try it 😆

September 18, 2007 at 1:25 pm #13768

Theblackfingernail
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After the oath has been spoken only the true of heart and straitest of flyer will emerge and turn into Jolly green giants

The only dreams I have Muo are when My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I’m in a world of shit… yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid. .

How tall are you Muo?.

If you need any advice feel free to PM me Or RimMe 😛

Later Fingers 😕

September 19, 2007 at 9:37 am #13779

Savante
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fingers,

are you trying to start a cult?? 😆

September 19, 2007 at 2:32 pm #13780

TheBaron
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💡 7.62FMJ Cult, perhaps.
I’m off to check my footlocker for jelly doughnuts. 😳

September 22, 2007 at 4:31 pm #13781

Maurice Onuoha
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Good old fingers,no thanks but keep thinking how tall I’m, that will put you in the mood for your next dream. 😳 😕 🙂
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