We have on our system a new trainee , Hes quite a hoot ! I think he will fit right in .
He turned up with a mamouth collection of porn mags ,DVD’s & other parafanalia . We have given him the nickname of CHUGG.
The new trainee masterbates at leaste 8 times a day & slips off at every opportunity to jack one off , weve caught him in the act on several occasions now , in the work shop , control van & on the foredeck .
He says he is misssing his girlfriend . Our ships doctor says this is very normall for a youngster & indeed healthy .
We are thinking of slipping Viagra into is daily coffee ? Do you think this is a good idea ? 😳