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    Gina McLauchlan
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    The doctor told him to stand on the examining table and drop his pants. The doc put one finger under the midget’s left testicle and told him to turn his head and cough (the usual method to check for a hernia).

    "Hmmm……." mumbled the doc as he put his finger under the right testicle. He asked the midget to cough again, then said, "Hmmm, I see the problem," and he reached for his surgical scissors.

    Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side, then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, on the left side.

    The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping had not hurt.

    The doctor then told the midget to hop down off the table, pull his pants up, and then walk around and see if his testicles still ached.

    The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc’s office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

    The midget said, "That’s perfect, Doc, and I didn’t even feel it! What did you do?"

    The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

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