A WEE SCOTS TALE

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

A Gamekeeper shouts,
‘Dinnae drink thon waater! It’s foo ae coo’s keech an’ pish!’

The man replies,
‘My Good fellow, I’m English. Could you repeat that in English for me.’

The keeper replies,

‘I said, use two hands – you spill less that way!!!

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