On his first day to a nudist colony, Ricardo takes off his
clothes and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and Ricardo
immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his
erection, comes over to him and says, ‘Did you call
for me?’
Ricardo replies, ‘No, what do you
mean?’
She says, ‘You must be new here. Let me
explain. It’s a rule here that if you get an erection,
it implies you called for me.’ Smiling, she leads
Ricardo to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a
towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have
his way with her.
Ricardo continues to explore the colony’s
facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he
farts.
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of
the steam room toward him, ‘Did you call for me?’
say’s the hairy man.
‘No, what do you mean?’ says Ricardo.
‘You must be new,’ says the hairy
man, ‘it’s a rule that if you fart, it implies
that you called for me.’ The huge man easily spins him
around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
Ricardo staggers back to the colony office,
where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist,
‘May I help you?’ she says.
Ricardo yells, ‘Here’s my membership
card. You can have the key back and you can keep the £500
membership fee.’
‘But, Sir,’ she replies,
‘you’ve only been here for a few hours. You
haven’t had the chance to see all our facilities.’
Ricardo replies, ‘Listen lady, I’m
getting on in years. I only get an erection once a month.
but I fart 15 times a day.’
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