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Short Guide To Religions

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    Taoism: Shit happens.
    Buddhism: Heya If shit happens, it’s not really shit.
    Islam: Heya If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah
    Protestantism: Heya Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
    Judaism: Heya Why does shit always happen to us?!
    Hinduism: This shit happened before in another life
    Catholicism: Shit happens because you’re bad.
    Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!
    T.V. Evangelism: You are in shit because u never sent me money
    Atheism: No shit.
    Jehovah’s Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
    Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shit happenin’.
    Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind.
    Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t. But who knows.
    Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
    Stoicism: This shit doesn’t bother me.
    Rastafarianism: Comwabunga dude Let’s smoke this shit!
    by azwsx12

    #18335
    James McLauchlan
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    Taoism: Shit happens.
    Buddhism: Heya If shit happens, it’s not really shit.
    Islam: Heya If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah
    Protestantism: Heya Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
    Judaism: Heya Why does shit always happen to us?!
    Hinduism: This shit happened before in another life
    Catholicism: Shit happens because you’re bad.
    Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!
    T.V. Evangelism: You are in shit because u never sent me money
    Atheism: No shit.
    Jehovah’s Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
    Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shit happenin’.
    Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind.
    Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t. But who knows.
    Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
    Stoicism: This shit doesn’t bother me.
    Rastafarianism: Comwabunga dude Let’s smoke this shit!
    by azwsx12

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    tsk tsk, another shameful hacker ! !

    Oh well… out comes the account removal tool 😈

    #18334
    James McLauchlan
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