A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down into the chair. The dentist asks her "Comfy?" and the woman says "Govan".
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How’d You make a cat go woof? Cover it in petrol and launch a match at it.
Ten cows in a field, which one is closest to Iraq ?
Coo eight
A Glasgow tramp off his head on Buckie is walking down Argyle Street and he sees a guy tinkering with the engine of his car. The tramp says "Whit’s up Jimmy?" and the guy replies "Piston broke" and the tramp says "Aye just like masel……"
Nicked all of them off Tam Cowan.
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