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    misiuek
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    THIS REALLY TOUCHED MY HEART AND I AM SURE IT WILL TOUCH YOURS ALSO

    Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they
    learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. "Since Valentine’s Day is for
    a Christian saint and we’re Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
    Melissa’s father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don’t think God would get
    mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?"

    "Osama Bin Laden," she says.

    "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.

    "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
    have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that
    maybe we’re not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if
    other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he’d love everyone a lot. And then he’d start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn’t hate anyone anymore."

    Her father’s heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
    pride. "Melissa, that’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard."

    "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
    Marines could shoot the bastard."

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