This is one carried over from the old forum
You know you’re a Sub-Engineer
If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE.
If your wristwatch has more computing power than a 486DX-50.
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner.
If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids’ toys.
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts.
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies.
If you are convinced you can build a phaser out of your garage door opener and your camera’s flash attachment.
If you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is.
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven.
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush.
If you are currently gathering the components to build your own ROV
If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.
If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.
If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal.
If you have more toys than your kids.
If you introduce your kids by the wrong names.
If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary.
If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel, and have seen most of the shows already
If you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own handwriting.
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
If you thought the real heroes of Apollo 13 were the mission controllers.
If you think that when people around you yawn, it’s because they didn’t get enough sleep.
If you spend more on your home computer than your car.
If you know what http:/ stands for.
If you’ve ever tried to repair a £5.00 radio.
If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4. Chocolate
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail.
If you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your garage.
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