This is one carried over from the old forum
Mr. Smith goes to the Doctors reception to collect his wifes test results, The receptionist tells him that there’s been a terrible mix-up and they have two Mrs. Smiths results for collection, one bad news the other terrible news.
“How bad can it be?” he asks,
“Well” said the receptionist “One Mrs. Smith has Alzheimers, and the other has AIDS!”
“Oh dear, what do you suggest I do?” Mr. Smith asks the receptionist.
“Why don’t you drop her off in the middle of town on your way back, and if she finds her way home, don’t f**k her!”
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