This is one carried over from the old forum
A Truck driver sets off with a lorry full of chickens that have to go to the market. Being a hot blooded male, he stops at the side of the road for a female hitch-hiker.
He asks, “Do you f*ck?”
She replies “No”
“Well f*ck off then”
He continues on his route to the market…he spots another female hitch-hiker and stops.
He asks, “Do you f*ck?”
She replies “No”
“Well f*ck off then”
He continues on his route to the market…he spots another female hitch-hiker and stops.
He asks, “Do you f*ck?”
She replies “Yes”
This response he likes, so she climbs into the cab, where she notices a parrot.
“I’m not going to f*ck in front of the parrot”
He takes the parrot and put it in the back of the lorry beside the chickens, has his f*ck and continues to market, dropping off the hitch-hiker on route.
Sometime later, the driver is stopped by the police.
“Are you carrying chickens? ”
“Yes” the drivers replies
“They are all over the road for the last 10 miles”
In shock, the driver climbs down and looks in the back of the lorry, where he sees the parrot…with a chicken by the neck “Do you f*ck?”
Chicken replies “No”
So, the parrot throws the chicken out the back saying “Well f*ck off then”
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