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    sean
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    Just got e-mailed this

    Working in the oil industry:
    1. We work in weird shifts … Like prostitutes.
    2. They pay you to make the client happy … Like
    prostitutes.
    3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer
    keeps almost every penny … Like prostitutes.
    4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams
    … Like prostitutes.
    5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out
    with people in the same profession as you … Like
    prostitutes.
    6. When you have to meet the client you always have to
    be perfectly groomed … Like prostitutes.
    7. But when you go back home it seems like you are
    coming back from hell … Like prostitutes.
    8. The client always wants to pay less but expects
    incredible things from you … Like prostitutes.
    9. When people ask you about your job, you have
    difficulties to explain it … Like prostitutes.
    10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I’M NOT GOING
    TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS SHIT"…..
    Like prostitutes.
    The only difference is the prostitutes can take
    Christmas and New Year’s Eve off and they actually DO
    make a lot of Money!!!
    If you know someone in the oil industry please share
    this email with them so they don’t feel bad
    anymore…. Like prostitutes!!!

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