A man walks into a bar. On the bar sits a big jar of twenty
> dollar bills. The man asks the bartender,"What’s
> the deal with the jar of money?"
>
> "Well", the bartender says,"I’ve got a
> horse tied up in the stable out back. This horse has never
> laughed in his life. You put a twenty in the jar, then if
> you can make my horse laugh, You win all the money!"
>
> The man puts his twenty in the jar, and goes out to the
> stable. He comes back just a few minutes later, and you can
> hear the horse laughing all the way inside. The man takes
> his money and leaves.
>
> About a year later, he goes back to the bar, and
> they’ve got another jar of twenties there.
>
> "What’s the deal now?" He asks.
>
> "Well",the bartender says,"That damn horse
> won’t stop laughing! So the first person who can make
> my horse stop laughing wins the money!"
>
> The man pays his twenty, and goes out to the stable. He
> returns a few minutes later, and the horse is bawling his
> eyes out. He picks up his money and is about to leave when
> the bartender stops him.
>
> "Alright", he says,"You have won an awful
> lot of money from me and I want to know how you did
> it!!"
>
> "Easy", he says,"I made him laugh by saying
> mine was bigger than his, and I made him cry by proving
> it!!"
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