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how about all the strange people you get offshore!

Home Forums General General Board how about all the strange people you get offshore!

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  • #10598
    Allegedly
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    😆 Hello Peeps, been a while. Couldn’t resist joining this thread, bringing up the rear, so to speak, (well, I did live in Brighton for a long time!), had a grin at the handbags being thrown, definitely beats shackles and buckets of urine (yes, I was and occasionally still am, involved in the bubble head side of stuff)….(excessive use of para…paraenthe…er, brackets do you think?).(?) So those involved, consider yourselves told off…..YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
    Norfolknchance2 that was dejavu, I shared a cabin (after lying to the Camp Boss, which backfired, oh er.) with a Canuck surveyor who built a pyramid of soiled and I mean stinking, clothes in the middle of the cabin floor( it was a very big cabin on an Italian Barge),there were squadrons of flys doing formations around it. He was built like Giant Haystacks though so I said nothing cos I’m not and have a high survival quotient. Mind you, neither did he once he realised I was a Diver (capital Dee there,you’ll notice). No, he wasn’t scared, just thought I was a lowlife! He was right, I hid a couple of large stools (jobbies, turds,crap whatever you wish to call the beauties) in the pile of clothes.Yes, you’re right, pointless, but then I got a cabin move so I felt happy and that’s what matters, right?
    I did know a South African chap….fine race of people,(did you know now we’re going to give them British Passports for doing so, they’re penalised now for serving in the British Armed Forces because a certain Mark Thatcher tried to raise a mercenary force to invade a soverign state?Fine family, unless you need a navigator,but a good line in lawyers),…..sorry, digressed, who used to do Tai Che naked every day on deck. He’s now a copper in Scotland.Allegedly.

    #10599
    Andy Shiers
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    😆

    #10600
    Dave McCarter
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    I dont understand the thught behind the question.are you a deviant searching for a place to hide. If so I’d reconsider your actions. It lead to you been seriously hurt mentally..We are not a forgiving kind as we are close knit and tribasl in our defence to say the least and thats to those we work with. Be happy and try else where crazy fool.

    #10601
    misiuek
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    eh?

    #10602
    Andy Shiers
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    Got me 😕
    Something to do with tribes and Mr T 😯

    #10603
    temp
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    Never mind the strange people you get offshore, what about some of the strange people on this forum thread? (no not you Lostboy!). Seems like incoherent babbling to me, maybe it makes sense to someone?
    temp

    #10590
    Andy Shiers
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    Why Thankye kindly sir 😀
    I do class myself as slightly unhinged 😕
    But even I don’t know what there on about 🙁

    #10604
    Anonymous
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    Why Thankye kindly sir 😀
    I do class myself as slightly unhinged 😕
    But even I don’t know what there on about 🙁

    " slightly unhinged " PLEASE!!! i know you!! "slightly" does not do you full justice!! 😆

    #10605
    Andy Shiers
    Participant

    Alright ……………………. one hinge but held on by a knob on the other side 😀

    #10606
    Cowboy
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    S’funny.
    I thought I seemed rather normal offshore whereas onshore most think I’m a bit wrong in the head

    must go, my mongoose is in the bath . . . . .

    #10607
    Donnie Cameron
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    God you lot don’t half go on!
    Normal? Never met anyone normal working on the briny yet!
    I guess that’s why it’s so interesting. I once saw a Brazilian one legged transvestite go go dancer! Now that was strange!!

    #10608
    Cowboy
    Participant

    Which rig was that on then? lol!

    #10609
    Andy Shiers
    Participant

    I remember 😀
    That was the one we caught you sharing a shower with 😆
    You were both trying to find the Golden -Rivot 😀

    #10610
    Savante
    Participant

    funny lookin tripod. 😆

    #10611
    Andy Shiers
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    Wonky stool more like it 😀

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