In Singapore? Head straight to Blk 405 Loyang supply base

[RMAC]

All,

Just writing to tell you about a little coffee shop in loyang offshore supply base.

It is a little white building near the jetty with full internet access and a great coffee machine.

The atmosphere is delightful at times with both bad and good taste jokes a plenty from your 2 geordie hosts Reece and Gary.

We have two very different relaxing rooms on offer, 1 has a large couch for you to relax in and discuss your hopes and dreams while the other is a more rural setting in which you can discuss the value of your hopes and dreams.

So come one and all and join us at the Fugro Rovtech office on Loyang offshore supply base a truely picture perfect location to chill out.

Best Regards

Reece Mac

[Andy Shiers]

Learn to be curteous and return emails , is one good way to bring customers in 😀

[LukeD]

😆

[Anonymous]

Maybe its just me and everybody is really geting off on some of this kindergarten stuff but it really is drawing a bit thin here. Is it a coffee shop or an ROV business now?.

[Andy Shiers]

Dunno , still trying to work it oot 😕
You get free tea and biscuits , Just send your CofV in so that your credentials can be copied on to someone elses CV , Ring them up long distance and have a long chat so they can pick up your speech patterns then drop by for a cup of tea and a donut 🙂
Whilst your having the donut they are secretly extracting your blood from your bum via a comfy seat in the front room 😀
Sounds good 😯 I’m in 😛
When do I start 😀

[LukeD]

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

[Axeman]

Give me a break 😡

At what point do we stop pampering ROV techs and give them a size 9 boot up the back-side. If more time was spent training new and old hands alike then there would be less need of childish enticements. Now I need to go on shift and kick some trainee butt who unlike us old farts seem to require 1 hour coffee breaks, 2 hour lunchs, four sets of PPE and still can’t do a decent days work. A lot more iron rod and a lot less spoiling of techs. If techs actually did their job and then some I would be impressed, fat chance of that.

Now get back on deck and stop dicking around on that blo*&#^Y PC.

😈 Axeman 😈

[Andy Shiers]

Size 9 boot 😯
That means you’re a short arse 😀
If you were tall you would have size 10 upwards 🙂
Unless of course you are of the rotund shape then long plates of meat would be the most natural 😀

[SpearROV]

Are you kidding me 😯
That guy can be rolled into a garage sideways 😆
He dosen’t need feet 😆

[Anonymous]

i agree, been eating too much lamb, truffles and aparagus i suspect……….. 😀

[James McLauchlan]

I’ve been advised that this was supposed to be a bit of a light hearted post in the ‘where to go’ section but it seems that some people took it too seriously…

The thread is now

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