A Diver parks his brand new Porsche in front of the
ship he is joining to show it off to his colleagues.
As he’s getting out of the car a truck comes speeding along too
close to the kerb and takes off the car door before speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Diver grabs his mobile and
calls the police.
Five minutes later the police arrive. before the policeman
has a chance to ask any questions, the Diver starts screaming
hysterically:
"My Porsche "my beautiful black Porsche is ruined"
No matter how long at the panel beaters it’ll simply never be the
same again!!!"
After the Diver finishes his rant, the policeman shakes
his head in disgust.
"I cant believe how materialistic you bloody Divers
are" he says…
"You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don’t
notice anything else in your life"
"How can you say such a thing at a time like
this!" snaps the Diver.
The policeman replies, "didn’t you realise that your right arm was
torn off when the truck hit you?"
The Diver looks down in absolute horror "F***KING
HELL!!!!" he
screams …………. """ Where’s my
Rolex ???!!!""
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