A man boarded an aircraft at London and took his seat; as
he settled in he
noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He
realized she was
heading straight towards his seat and bingo! she took the
seat right beside
him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
‘business trip or
vacation?’
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said ‘Business.
I’m going to the annual
nymphomaniac convention in the United States’.
He swallowed hard, here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting
next to him, and she was going to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs! Struggling to
maintain his composure, he calmly asked, ‘What’s
your business role at this
convention?’
‘Lecturer,’ she responded.. ‘I use my
experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality.’
‘Really’, he smiled, ‘what myths are
those?’
‘Well,’ she explained, ‘ one popular myth is
that African American men are
the most well endowed when, in fact, it’s the Native
American Indian who is
most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
that French men
are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek
descent. We have
also found that the best potential lovers in all categories
are the Irish,’
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed.
‘I’m sorry,’ she said,
‘I really shouldn’t be discussing this with you, I
don’t even know your
name.’
‘Tonto,’ the man said…. ‘Tonto Papadopoulos ,
but my friends call me Paddy
.
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