an old man goes to see a witchdoctor and says to her
i have just been married to a beautiful young woman and i want to make love to her but i cant get it up can you help
so the witchdoctor says
im casting a spell for you which only works once every 5 years
just say the words one two three and you will have an enormous erection that can only be put down by saying the words one two three four
so the old man rushes home and jumps into bed at night next to his beautiful wife and says the words one two three
his wife turns to him and says
what did you say one two three for? 😆