This is one carried over from the old forum
reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics,
philosophy. I’m especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy
me. I’d be a great companion.”
The man looks at the _200 price tag. “Sorry, but I just can’t afford that.”
“Pssssssst” says the parrot, “I’m defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me
cause I don’t have any feet. You can probably get me for _20, just make
the guy an offer!”
The man offers _20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The
parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humour, he’s interesting, he’s a great
friend, he understands everything, He sympathises, and he’s insightful. The
man is delighted.
One day the man comes home from work and the parrot goes
“Psssssssssssst” and motions him over with one wing. “I don’t know if I should tell you this
or not, but it’s about your wife and the postman.”
“What are you talking about?” asks the man.
“When the postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in
a sheer black nighty and kissed him passionately.”
“WHAT?” the man asks incredulously. “THEN what happened?”
“Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nighty and began
petting her all over” reported the parrot.
“My God!” the man exclaims. “Then what?”
“Then he lifted up the nighty, got down on his knees and began to lick
her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down….
” WELL?” demands the frantic bloke, “THEN WHAT HAPPENED?”
“Fuck knows, I got an erection and fell off my perch.” 😆
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