This is one carried over from the old forum
During a round of golf on his local course, a guy unearths a lamp from a bunker. He gives the lamp a rub to remove the sand, and the ubiquitous Genie appears. 😯
“As you have released me from this lamp, I grant you 3 wishes, but in this age of equality and fairness, your wife will receive two-fold whatever you wish for”
“Great!” says the guy, “I wish I was the best golfer in the club.”
“No problem” replied the genie, “but your wife will become the best golfer in the county”
“Fair enough.” Said the Guy, “I wish I would win the lottery”
“Again no problem,” said the genie “but your wife will win the Euro-Millions jackpot”
“OK,” said the guy, “and for my third wish, I’d like a mild heart attack!” 😈
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