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  • #4300
    Pete Durant
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    wELL JUST COME ACROSS THIS SITE, HAD A READ & NEARLY FELL OFF MY CHAIR tbh

    One contribution wrote & I quote

    ‘403 GBP ‘ crap for base pay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯

    You avina laugh

    Lets work that out shall we. Ok Work ina base at Aberdeen, 8 hrs aday 5 days a week. 6 weeks holiday a year.

    So that’s 46 weeks a year 5 days a week at 403 GBP a day =£92,690

    HAHAHAHAHA…………You have gotta be kinding me, for a fuck&*g base tech LOLOLOL…..me thinks some ROV guys gotta wake up & smell the roses

    #31050
    Andy Shiers
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    Err , Somehow I think you have missed the point there Avin’ …………….
    You either have not been in this Industry long or do not understand what’s been said 😯
    403:00 GBP refers to basic rate……………………. Offshore as in Base rate.
    The offer referred to Day rate contract possibly garunteed 180 days ( The other 185 days you have no work ) No Company will employ someone on a Dayrate 403:00 GBP in the base for 365 days of the year
    Offshore there is NO Weekends which means SEVEN days a week and the Basic Shift is……………………… 12 hrs 🙄 not 8 hrs.
    And if you are that desperate to work 365 days of the year with no family life………………. And Companies think you are that great to employ you for that period of time And …………………………………………………….You Have NO LIFE , YOU could earn 147095:00 GBP 😯
    But that would be Stupidly naive to think that……………… Wouldn’t it 8)

    #31051
    Cabledog
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    Eloquent as always Lost 😀

    Dog

    #31052
    Scott Beveridge
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    oos avin’ the last laff laddie? Go read the OED.

    #31053
    James McLauchlan
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    wELL JUST COME ACROSS THIS SITE, HAD A READ & NEARLY FELL OFF MY CHAIR tbh

    One contribution wrote & I quote

    ‘403 GBP ‘ crap for base pay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯

    You avina laugh

    Lets work that out shall we. Ok Work ina base at Aberdeen, 8 hrs aday 5 days a week. 6 weeks holiday a year.

    So that’s 46 weeks a year 5 days a week at 403 GBP a day =£92,690

    HAHAHAHAHA…………You have gotta be kinding me, for a [banned word]&*g base tech LOLOLOL…..me thinks some ROV guys gotta wake up & smell the roses

    ffs fyi i NEERLY feLL ofF mY chAir trYing to REED thE Furst linE!!

    How sad… 😥 Obviously no clue about the offshore ROV industry (hence the reference to 6 weeks holiday a year 😉 ) and yet fully prepared to spout off about something they have no idea about.

    Which reminds me.. I’m on 4 week of at present, so will only have two weeks left for the rest of the year!! Bugger!! 😯

    #31054
    Scott Beveridge
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    Avin’,

    Mesef makes 110K GBP for just over 6 munths wirk per yeer. 8)

    #31055
    dandydon
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    Avin’,

    Mesef makes 110K GBP for just over 6 munths wirk per yeer. 8)

    Seems to be the average (mibbe jist a bit below if yir nae a sexpat) for last year ken, hope yiv jacked it up a bit this year…..its BOOOOOOOMING this year min…weel, fir us old boys anywiy!! ££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££
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