Lost the plot post!

[Andy Shiers]

Okay , Roger 😀

[James McLauchlan]

h20mrv, Scotbeve and Lostboy.

Thanks for the posts. I can’t stop chuckling. Yes, it is ridiculous, but then isn’t the sense of humour of most offshore guys ridiculous?

C’mon James, you have to recognise the fact that the guys out there need a ridiculous sense of humour to counteract their abilities.

Even Einstein had a ridiculous sense of humour.

I have split this thread off from the original post which is why the first post won’t make much sense.

Yeah whatever guys… but not at the expense of someone who obviously doesn’t use English as a first language. (Come to think of it that seems to be prevalent around here).

Fill your boots is this odds n sods section.. which is where this thread and other like it will reside.

[Andy Shiers]

Yipeeeeeeee 😀
Odds and sodds ……………………………. Love it !
I reckon Roger will go down a storm in the offshore industry 😀
It will be interesting how many hits this gets ! 😯
Probably more than the 😯

[Andy Shiers]

There are many ways to skin a cat ! 8)

[ROVRatt]

A word of advice when out drinking with Roger. He has short arms and long pockets. We had to turn him upside down and shake him to get enough money so that he could pay for a round.

He has selective blindness and deafness when observing who has bought a round. For the politically correct that is Selective Brewed Beverages Non Observance Financial Reciprocation Avoidance Syndrome or SBBNOFRAS, pronounced Sbeebnofras. Us ROV types can do with another acronym.

Anybody that can contribute snippets from Rogers CV?

If you don’t know anything about Roger, snippets from the pancake bunnys’ CV will do.

[Andy Shiers]

I heard Rodger had a poor upbringing and an unhappy childhood 🙁

[Scott Beveridge]

Need to promote more breast feeding and the likes of it….

[Andy Shiers]

Yes YES YES , Real ones 😀

[ROVRatt]

I heard Rodger had a poor upbringing and an unhappy childhood

True. Throw in bad potty training as well. He told us that his sad life at least got him an appearance on Oprah and he was interviewed by Dr Phil.

Larry King chose to interview Paris Hilton instead of him. This has caused him to shorten his arms even more.

[Andy Shiers]

Roger ‘Short Arms’
Do you think he will ever get a girlfriend ?

[Preid]

Looking at roger and the mustache he’s sporting, I dont think it’s a girlfriend hes after…

[ROVRatt]

Roger used to be a girl. S/He’s very proud of the mustache produced by countless hormone injections.

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