Aye aye Tochmans. Fit like the day loon. Ye aye peckin?
I bide jist 30 miles doon the road fae the Blue Toon. Is i wither still casin coupit ewes yer wy?
Drap mi a meesig an i’ll gee ye fit a kane.
English translation: Hello Tochmans. How are you today my good man. Is one keeping well?
I reside approximately 30 miles from Peterhead. Is the weather still causing some distress to the local wildlife in your area?
If you could be so kind to post me a private message, one would sincerely like to help you in your endeavor.
🙂