Sample questions, SAIPEM US,
Where do I remember you from?
a. your my son
b. your my brother
c. you married our sister
d. who’s your daddy?
You are good at:
a. firearms recognition
b. lifting heavy things
c. God bothering
d. all of the above
The Internet is a research tool invented for:
a. checking out girls/boys
b. Facebook (what the f*&k is that annoying Google thang?)
c. lisnen to our preacher
d. dang, it wus jest here when I hit that Explorer button
The world is:
a. in awe of the USA
b. subordinate to the USA
c. flat and 6000 years old
d. conspiring against the USA
e. where non-Americans live
f. a-d are true