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  • #2076
    Baldrik
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    Here is Eirik. He is tall. Are you tall?

    It is the party. Eirik likes parties. Do you like parties?

    Eirik is shit-faced. He likes to get shit-faced. Do you like to get shit-faced?

    See how Eirik sits next to the girl?

    See how he puts his arm around her. Eirik likes putting his arm around girls. Do you

    like putting your arm around girls?

    See how Eirik puts his hand under her armpit? He is trying to feel her right tit.

    Eirik likes to feel tits. Do you like to feel tits?

    The girl doesn’t want her tits to be felt. Do you like your tits to be felt? She takes Eirik’s

    hand away. She thinks it is naughty to let Eirik feel her tits. Eirik is naughty.

    Eirik sees Roger. Do you see Roger? Roger is not naughty. Roger is good. Are you good?

    Roger is good at counting. Are you good at counting? Roger counts all day.

    See Jan. Jan is the boss. He knows how to run a company. He is clever.

    Are you clever? Eirik thinks he is clever. Eirik thinks he can be the boss. Do you

    think Eirik can be the boss?

    But what is happening? What do you think is happening?

    There is a pile of bodies on the floor. It is a big pile. It is moving about.

    Do you see the pile of bodies? Roger is in the pile of bodies. Eirik is in the pile of bodies. Do you

    see the pile of bodies?

    Perhaps Eirik is trying to feel Roger’s tits.

    Do you think Roger will let Eirik feel his tits?

    Here comes Sven. Sven is very big. Do you see Sven?

    Sven does not let anybody feel his tits.

    Do you think Sven will try and feel someone’s tits?

    No. He picks up Eirik.

    He puts Eirik down and picks up Roger.

    Do you see Sven picking up people from the pile of bodies on the floor? He is very strong.

    Are you very strong?

    Here is Jan. He was at the bottom of the pile. Do you think he is angry with Eirik?

    Eirik thinks Jan is angry with him. What do you think. Well we will know on Monday.

    #21021
    Ray Shields
    Participant

    Err, what??

    #21022
    Savante
    Participant

    Ok, Baldrik, first question.

    Are you ok ?

    In all honesty, that is the posting of someone who needs to go home and have some rest.

    #21023
    Savante
    Participant

    You want your crew change before xmas don’t you, ya sneaky b~stard !! 😆

    #21024
    Donnie Cameron
    Participant

    Mmmm was this the xmas party a few years ago or has he done it again? 😯 .

    #21025
    effinreps
    Participant

    Irony- Totaly wasted on some people.

    #21026
    KeyserSoze
    Participant

    Baldrik,

    To get sent home I would recommend the following:

    1) Put underpants on head

    2) Stick pencils up your nose

    3) Say "Wibble"

    I thought that someone called Baldrik would know of this very cunning plan!

    #21027
    Baldrik
    Participant

    Hey Mr Pondlife, no he hasn’t done it again, but it was almost deja vu. Happy days eh?

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